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Atypical

Stamped: 6:19 pm

I’m an atypical person
But are you Type A
Or Type B?

Would you like fries with that
Or an extra large coke?

You’re really not what we are looking for
Sorry we should have been more specific

But always be yourself
Take pride in your individuality
Just not too much sweetheart
Or people will notice
And who likes to stand out in the crowd?

You know if you were just a couple of inches taller
You’d be perfect -
My kinda gal

Of course you could have bigger boobs
A smaller bum
A flatter stomach
Brown eyes
A tattoo
Believe in the Lord Jesus
And be able to recite Nietzsche backwards
While standing on one foot in the rain

But apart from that
You’re almost perfect.

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  • Blogger Becky says so:
    7:58 pm  

    I . . . . like . . . this! (And I am so very glad you have joined the blog-craze--there are so many bloggers who don't write worth dog dirt so it is with great happiness the blogging world welcomes you, a bona fide writer, to its ranks!) top

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